There isn't an auction going on right now. Sorry. We wanted to focus on providing free content for your enjoyment.
Again, we apologize for being so selfish.
Look, I said I was sorry, what do you want from me, blood?
HERE! TAKE IT! DRINK IT DOWN YOU FILTHY VAMPIRE!
I'm sorry, baby. You know I didn't mean it.
Back to Ironic Consumer
Created by J.R. Antrim. Content Copyright © 2003-2005. All rights reserved.